When your son says he likes a girl....don't reply with, is her mom hot and single?

Do you want to play 50 shades of grey?

Safe haven!

Don't tell your wife that she looks like the bad guy from karate kid, then tell her to sweep the leg.

If a stripper spun around the north pole it would be like time travel

Cinnamon is a spice...

Her: This smells like cinnamon
Me: The stripper?